"I'm not a perfect person, there's many things I wish I didn't do.  But I continue learning...." - Hoobastank

 Something about singing that line is immensely therapeutic. I've always blamed it on the fact that I was raised Catholic....and I often wonder if any studies were ever conducted to show a correlation. I feel guilty about everything. My thoughts before I fall asleep are a critical view of my day....and internally beating myself over mistakes I've made or things that could have been handled better. I KNOW without a doubt that I am a good person. I KNOW that everyone makes mistakes....and many of the things I beat myself up over, I'd definitely tell others not to sweat over if they did them. I KNOW that the good I do throughout my day vastly outweighs any mistakes I've made. Being a logical person, I should be able to shut the blame monster off at night......damn blame monster, it just doesn't like to listen to logic.

Most people find spam email massively annoying and sometimes offensive. I find a good portion of it is just plain entertaining. Below are some of my favorite excerpts from spam emails I've received

Proven eBay Turnkey Opportunity! - AKA - food stamp 8806 hands. 

Brain Hemmorage AKA - swim nut fewpsn

In the Beginning...
In the beginning, there was nothingness.....lots and lots of nothingness and an occasional Flamingo. It was from the rare, few eternal Flamingoes that the Great Toaster sprung forth and became ruler of all the nothingness and the Flamingoes. 

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